Few Things I learned this week

I learned three important lessons this week:

1. If you are spending 5 hours watching a variety of bands and 100 feet to your right is the bathroom, 100 feet to your left is the beer garden and 10 feet behind you is the local medical center tent with free sun screen, it might be a good idea to visit the tent at least once. Especially if your legs have not seen the light of day in a long time.
2. If you are spending the day riding roller coasters it is NOT a good idea to put in a big dip of chewing tobacco just prior to getting on one that does numerous loops and corkscrews.
3. If you are in the basement playing your $2,000 Les Paul keep your eyes open and stay clear of the roller coaster your son has built on the table down there.